I was sixteen, on the phone with my best friend (probably comparing notes about what happened on 90210), when my mom threw open my bedroom door, scowled at me for three seconds, and proclaimed, "sex is haram" before slamming the door.
I wasn't sure what to make of the episode. It was so random and just had no context.

"Kotb is a devout Muslim who has one unique mission for the Arab world: have more sex."
Can't think of anything else I'd want to watch tonight!